The Day British Plumbing Defeated Me!!!
Moving abroad is full of surprises, from cultural quirks to everyday chaos. Discover a hilarious first-evening story about life in England.
How I became a millionaire – technically
Being bilingual felt like a superpower — until a small-town supermarket in Northern Ireland proved otherwise. A story about secret languages, statistical arrogance, and almost becoming a millionaire.
It’s a Beautiful Day… I said
A perfectly ordinary moment. A perfectly ordinary car. A perfectly ordinary Sunday. In my very imaginary beautiful day.
Oops, I did It Again — This Time In Spain
She speaks three languages fluently — yet somehow can’t manage to leave the house without creating an international incident.
British Food, Gravy, and Losing My Jeans
I opened the door, and the smell rolled out first. Thick, hot, unapologetic. Nothing prepared me for what happened next.
The Wrong Question In A Tunisian Market
A single innocent question in a Tunisian market turns into a high-stakes negotiation involving a blanket, a calculator, and several increasingly angry men.
The Moment Your Brain Wakes Up Too Late
Locked out abroad at 6 a.m., with no phone, no money, and no landlady’s name. A true Abroadien story about chaos, strangers, and surviving your own brain.
I Went to See a Comedy — Big Mistake
I chose a Spanish comedy, reclined my seat, and expected light entertainment. Instead, I found myself trapped in a tense story of corruption, betrayal, and helicopters on rooftops. Either I misunderstood the film — or something very strange happened in that cinema.
The Country That Grows While You Drive
Spain doesn’t look that big on the map — until you drive it. A 1,000-kilometre winter road trip from south to north delivers numb buttocks, unexpected heating, architectural excitement, skiing drama, and the real cultural divide people warn you about.
Lost and Found (or how to lose your husband)
A wrong turn in Malta ends in a bar you don’t take children to, a stranger with a scar, and a moment that could have gone very wrong.